Pete Doherty won’t be able to answer nature’s call without being in excruciating pain for the next few days if he decides to go forward with his latest act of love for lady love Kate Moss.
The British rocker is planning to get his penis pierced, and has booked an appointment at a North London tattoo parlour Camden Cold Steel.
A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper that the singer will be getting the intimate piercing before the end of the week.
“Pete has booked the piercing appointment for later this week,” Hollywoodrag.com quoted the source, as telling the paper.
The source also insisted that the idea was not a spur-of-the-moment plan, but something that Doherty has been playing around with for some time.
The insider added that Doherty has also gone for the ‘most painful’ piercing, as he wanted to wear large pieces of jewellery.
“He has been thinking about it for a while. He is so excited and has managed to keep it a secret from Kate so far. He’s gone for the most painful 14mm hole because he wants to wear large pieces of jewellery,” the source revealed.
And the timing couldn’t be any better, for as Moss is away working on her fashion line, Doherty plans to have a real surprise in store for her when she returns
Couple show commitment with joint mortgage
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are planning to buy a house together.
The unlikely couple have already viewed properties in London's Regent's Park and Primrose Hill and have put aside a staggering £5million to pay for the lovenest.
Kate's, 33, friends are said to be shocked by her decision considering Pete's, 28, unreliable nature.
'Everyone is amazed they're looking for a joint mortgage,' a friend told the Sunday Mirror. 'It's rather romantic.
'But Kate's more conservative mates have been saying it's madness given Pete's reputation as a wildman. He's not the first person you think of when it comes to financial stability. But they are both giddy about it and see it as a pledge of their love.'
Let's hope Pete keeps their new home in better shape than the properties he's rented - the last one's walls were said to be smeared with blood.

Doherty Caught Taking Drugs Again.
Troubled rocker PETE DOHERTY has been filmed taking drugs again - just a month after a judge claimed he was "optimistic" the singer would battle his substance addiction.
The BABYSHAMBLES star was caught on a pal's mobile phone snorting drugs thought to be a mixture of cocaine and horse tranquilliser ketamine.
In the footage, friends can be heard warning Doherty: "You're doing them too big, Pete. It's dangerous - you need to calm down a bit, man."
Just last month (JAN07) District Judge Jane McIvor praised Doherty for battling his substance problems after the singer attended a review of his drug rehabilitation progress.
A friend of the star tells British newspaper The People, "Pete was snorting drugs like tomorrow. He was laughing about doing huge lines of the stuff and did not seem to worry he's meant to be kicking his habit.
"To think that the judge praised him for making an effort when all the time he's getting out of his mind is a joke."
It's not the first time the CAN'T STAND ME NOW hitmaker has been filmed taking illegal substances - he was caught in Thailand last month (JAN07) taking cocaine.

