Celebrity Stats

At an exclusive party on a private yacht in Cannes, Jessica Simpson reportedly "spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy," a source tells Page Six. "He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her."

· Employees at ABC are taking sides in the matter of Rosie O’Donnell vs. Elisabeth Hasselbeck. O’Donnell’s chief writer, Janette Barber, was allegedly escorted from The View offices after she was caught drawing moustaches on photographs of Hasselbeck that hang in the studios.

· A source for Page Six alleges that Paula Abdul did not actually break her nose trying to avoid her Chihuahua as she claims. “She had pitched a fit, threw something into a mirror or glass object, and a shard of glass struck her in the face, which explains why Paula's nose didn't seem swollen.”

· When Sarah Silverman fans call the number listed on the 2007 MTV Movie Awards promotional poster (which reads: For a good time, call 1-877-SARAH07), they get a recorded message from Silverman and her dog telling callers they’re going to die.

· Despite the fact that Dita Von Teese and Marilyn Manson are in the process of ending their marriage, Rose McGowan may still have hard feelings toward Von Teese, who the rocker began dating the same month he and McGowan broke up. The Grindhouse actress stepped outside when the burlesque star performed her act at the AmFAR benefit in Cannes.

· You only have three years left to find out whether American Idol judge Simon Cowell actually has a heart in there somewhere. He has told friends he won't renew his contract past 2010.